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making plans with friends like

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turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

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UnknownLittle Lion Man by UnknownMumford & Sons
( UnknownSigh No More )
45,367 plays

radtracks:

little lion man // mumford & sons

but it was not your fault but mine
and it was your heart on the line
i really fucked it up this time
didn’t i, my dear?
didn’t i, my …

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yamesmooma:

envy4breakfast:

CollegeHumor: The 10 Lies You Tell Yourself Every All-Nighter

This is all me.

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ba-sing-saying:

turkeyinmybutt:

animedragonette:

we all know what happens next

what happens i have no idea what this is

hint: 75% of the limbs in the before picture are not present in the after picture

ba-sing-saying:

turkeyinmybutt:

animedragonette:

we all know what happens next

what happens i have no idea what this is

hint: 75% of the limbs in the before picture are not present in the after picture

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alluringalliteration:

Okay I know the time frame totally doesn’t work but- Imagine Draco Malfoy getting all puffed up and arrogant and starting to say “I don’t think my father-” and Harry slyly interjecting “-the inventor of toaster strudel-” “-would be too happy to-” and then stopping in confusion when Harry, Hermione, and every other Muggleborn in earshot start practically crying with laughter.

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occultmajyks:

please read paranatural

occultmajyks:

please read paranatural

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karuyame:

When u wanna overthrow the government but ur bf says no

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I AM SO SERIOUS WHEN I SAY THAT I WILL UNFOLLOW THE FUCK OUT OF YOU IF I SEE YOU REBLOGGING THAT PHOTO-SET OF THE COCKATOO COVERED IN CHOCOLATE

thewinterschnauzer:

redamancer:

thewinterschnauzer:

That is not funny

That is not cute

It is animal abuse

BIRDS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT CHOCOLATE

BIRDS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE COATED IN CHOCOLATE

Why the fuck do you think birds who get coated in oil die? It’s for the same goddamn reason.

You idiots can have all the chuckles you want over the fact that that poor animal is “living the dream” but I hope you also know that it probably died from that.

And if you still find it funny then I genuinely do not want to associate you and can only wish upon you the most painful and awful death imaginable. 

I just want to point out that no one is forcing the bird into the chocolate

No one pulled the damn thing in

In fact it fully appears to be waddling into the fountain by its damn self

Calm the hell down chocolate is not the damn same as chocolate

Its just a bird making a mistake and it’s fucking funny

It’s not animal cruelty unless someone was holding that bird at gunpoint fucking christ

Oh good. I was waiting for some moron to try and defend this.

Listen here cum-slut, I bet you 5 million dollars that you don’t own a bird. But guess what? I own 7. And I can tell you right now that a bird would never just walk into something like a chocolate fountain. They’ll rarely walk directly into water.

But say that your idiotic theory is correct.

Say it did actually walk into it.

That animal still probably died.

Is that still funny to you? Do you still get your kicks out of knowing that that bird was probably terrified and opening its mouth to scream in that last panel?

And if you say yes then you seriously disgust me as a human being.

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