cupboardgods:

nilincartier—wells:

Advice to ppl who want an iphone6: Just get a fucking Samsung phone. Please. I’m begging you

oh shit today’s iphone launch day work’s gonna be busy as fuck

lordbape:

sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the children out here tryna get jobs

jerrygergich-appreciationblog:

PICK A GOD AND PRAY!

this was meant to be for Frederick’s bday but some stuff came up so I only finished it now haha;; 

youngstero:

how can peach and mario just like casually play tennis with the giant dinosaur turtle monster who is always threatening both of their lives? they all just set aside their pasts to have a good old game of tennis? also did bowser raise bowser jr. himself? is bowser a good father?

wittsandtitts:

Shout out to muscular men that are still kinda chubby

Y’all are slept on so much but idk why

That lumberjack build does things to me

I like knowing I can cuddle with you but you can still fuck someone up

cinemaspam:

A man tells his stories so many times that he becomes the stories. They live on after him, and in that way he becomes immortal.

Just say “No” to Calvinism

2ndhalfoflife:

It is your … destiny.

milesjai:

A deep, dark, and d̥̙̫͚̺̺̚ĕ͙͍͖̝͇̊͗͌ͮa͊ͨd̖̼̱͂̾ͭ͌ͨͅ look for the upcoming fall season. This will also compliment your ROTTING FLESH.

socialjusticekoolaid:

Protesters from across St Louis turned up and turned out for the first St Louis County Council Meeting since Mike Brown’s Death. (Part IV)

And now for the side show… the STL County Council/police fail at being empathetic, and tone deaf white people are tone deaf (and white). #staywoke #farfromover

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